Public Domain Life (shannyk) wrote,
Public Domain Life

New US terrorist threat...

American border guards have been warned to watch for the Saskatchewan Navy trying to creep over the Canadian border.

What they haven't been told is that their battleships are actually of US origin, being put together when some southern redneck got a hole in his fishing boat, then found that between all the cars up on blocks in his yard he could round up four good tires, and stuck them together. Unfortunately, the boat didn't happen to come with a road map in it, so he ended up in Canada before realizing that it wasn't just the lack of a hardtop on his new convertible that was making it so cold. Thing wouldn't start again in the winter, so he just left it there...
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